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SHELLEY ViSiON: PRETTY VACANT.

Byline: JIM SHELLEY

A BRILLIANT Wags edition of The Weakest Link included one round where the assorted "glamour models" won no money and Big Brother's Charley confidently shouted "Bank!" instead of "Pass!"

Like lots of us, Anne Robinson was mildly fascinated by her. "Charley. Tell me, out of interest. What do you do when you're not talking about yourself?"

"Er... think," Charley insisted. "About myself." "And why do you want to get rid of Michelle?"

"Who's Michelle again?" Charley flashed back, referring to "model" Michelle Marsh who was standing next to her.

Jermaine Pennant's girlfriend Amii Grove said she'd nominated Cassie Sumner because she'd answered a question about a purple vegetable with "turnip" rather than "broccoli".

"And I like broccoli," Amii muttered moronically, looking down at her monitor.

"I see," carped Anne in disbelief. "And what are you reading at the moment?" "Cassie's name," Amii frowned.

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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Sep 11, 2007
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