SHELLEY ViSiON: BElt up, JodiE.
WHEN people refer to the state of television and say they despair, what they mean is Jodie Marsh.
MTV's Totally Jodie: Who'll Take Her Up The Aisle? is a programme that makes Jordan's worst efforts look palatable/tasteful.
Richard Blackwood having an enema on Celebrity Detox, Rebecca Loos masturbating a pig on The Farm - every time you think reality TV couldn't get lower, it surpasses itself.
So tanned she looked as if she had been dipped in Bisto, Marsh strode through Leicester Square, grinning psychotically, with only a micro-skirt and two white belts over her chest to protect what remained of her dignity.
"I swear that this isn't a publicity stunt," she gabbled moronically. "Show us your tits!" shouted an onlooker.
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|Publication:||The Mirror (London, England)|
|Date:||Jul 31, 2007|
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