SELINA SCOTT: Men in kilts have hit rock bottom.
WHAT'S worn under the kilt? Nothing, everything's in perfect working order - boom, boom!
Trouble is that doesn't seem to be the case any more.
Seems that true Scots should be wearing shorts - or maybe incontinence pads - under their kilts, according to a leading dress hire firm.
To put it delicately the firm is so brassed off having to dry clean its kilts after virtually every hire it's now insisting that clients wear undergarments.
Black burning shame or barefaced cheek? Take your pick but I'm not sure I'll ever be able to look a brawny, kilted Scot in the face again without wondering if he's wearing his bloomers with the elasticated bottoms.
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|Publication:||Sunday Mail (Glasgow, Scotland)|
|Date:||Aug 8, 2004|
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