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Roll up, roll up for the Toon pantomime.

ROLL up, roll up! Come and see our new Christmas pantomime-cum-Christmas play. We've got everything Christmassy for you. Our cast will play the whole country, except Scunthorpe, Blackpool and Nottingham.

Roll up, roll up! We have Mike as Scrooge, as well as three ghosts - Kevin as the ghost of Christmas Past, Chris as Christmas Present and Alan as Christmas Future. We'll call our production A January Carol or, perhaps, You Couldn't Make It Up.

We'll have lambs for the nativity scene, although we may have hired too many. In fact, we have rather got a lamb bias.

Roll up, roll up! We'll play your town hall, with 'soon ness' and we have three wise men as well as a shepherd in the background to look after the poor, lost lambs.

We'll be mortified if you don't turn up to watch us. Our cast will bring gifts, such as untold, 'frankly sense' and more. We'll have thigh-slapping fun to shouts of "I wish he was behind you" and "Oh, no it isn't!" DAVID TURNBULL, Alnwick, Northumberland
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:The Journal (Newcastle, England)
Geographic Code:4EUUK
Date:Nov 5, 2009
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