Record View: A-list laughs.
Not until you'd exhausted the Cyrillic alphabet and several non-Indo-European languages would you begin to describe some of the "stars" of this year's I'm A Celebrity...
But it doesn't matter.
ITV have not put a foot wrong in six seasons of the jungle reality show and it's a certainty we'll be glued to our screens again from Monday.
We can't wait to see the latest crop of contestants start bickering under the Australian sun - and after Ant and Dec's merciless mickey-taking.
It is great TV The celebs will be A-list soon enough.