Recipe for ridicule ..
IS Gordon Ramsay suffering a mid-life crisis?
I only ask because when gents of his vintage start dyeing their hair bleach blond and begin wearing clothes - not to mention jewellery - for which they are at least 20 years too old, it's the obvious conclusion to come to.
Throw in the alleged affair with a professional slapper and I rest my case, M'Lord.
He's also been overdoing the sun worship, which might explain why he's now got more wrinkles than a sharpei.