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Reader's poem.

Limericks

Posh Nosh

Jamie Oliver the chef is such a winner,

Food is the school topic more and more,

With chips on the decrease,

It's about not being obese,

I was thin, but with school dinners,

I'm much thinner.

House Trained

'Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking

I'm a dog, is there a cure?'

The doctor with a frown,

Urged me to sit down,

But with a shake of the head,

I lay on the floor instead,

You see I'm not allowed on the furniture.

GEORGE CARRICK,
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Publication:Evening Chronicle (Newcastle, England)
Date:Feb 15, 2007
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