Jamie Oliver the chef is such a winner,
Food is the school topic more and more,
With chips on the decrease,
It's about not being obese,
I was thin, but with school dinners,
I'm much thinner.
'Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm a dog, is there a cure?'
The doctor with a frown,
Urged me to sit down,
But with a shake of the head,
I lay on the floor instead,
You see I'm not allowed on the furniture.