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ROW Z: FANZINE - AMATEUR FOOTBALLERS WIFE; DEBBIE HAMILTON Girlfriend of Billy McGregor (Mearns AFC).

Byline: DEBBIE HAMILTON

How did you meet?

I first laid eyes on him when he was tying my brother to the fence on his first day at secondary school.

Is Billy thick, a dimwit or a brain donor?

A dimwit. He says some stupid things without thinking.

Would he make a good dad?

I thought so until I heard him arguing with my four-year-old nephew because he couldn't play a football game on the Playstation.

Is he obsessive and what about?

Football. It drives me crazy.

Have you met any of Billy's exes?

Exes? He told me I was his first.

Would you go to a lap-dance club with him?

Of course, and I'm sure Billy's eyes would be firmly fixed on his shoes the whole night!

What's the most outrageous thing he's ever asked you to do?

Cut the hedge because his friend's girlfriend does it.

If he had a sex change could you stay mates?

No, just in case he wanted to start borrowing my clothes and make-up.

What's the nicest thing he's ever done for you?

I'm still waiting for him to propose but taking me to Mexico was quite nice.

Has Billy ever worn women's clothes?

Yes, on holiday with the boys. A leather miniskirt and boob tube. He told me it was part of the drinking games but I'm not sure.

If he told you he was going to be a porn star how would you react?

Depends how much money he'd be making.

Does he have a feminine side?

Does using my face creams and hairdryer count?

Could you imagine him coming home one day with his new boyfriend and telling you it's all over?

I've been waiting years for that day to come.

What's the most expensive thing he's ever bought you?

My car.
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Oct 6, 2007
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