Printer Friendly

RESULT: Merry Kerry can give it arrest; IN ASSOCIATION WITH William HILL.


WHAT a time for Kerry Katona to go skint - just when there's talk of raising the price of booze.

It's fair to say Kerry (inset) likes a drink now and again - mainly now. But a lack of the folding stuff means a shortage of the falling-over stuff.

The former Atomic Kitten was earning pounds 1.5million but suddenly found herself broke and you have to wonder how that could happen.

Who pays her that kind of dough?

KK's prominent figure figures prominently (12-1) in the latest Hills betting on which celebrity will next be arrested, but the favourite at 7-4 is Whiney Alehouse.

The High Barnet songstress appeared in court yesterday on an assault charge and the big surprise was that it wasn't a High Court. Alehouse is allergic to alcohol - she breaks out in handcuffs - and is a worthy favourite. Quite appropriate since a pint of Worthy's is among her favourites.

But George Michael is the one to back at 9-2. His career has been in the doldrums since he split from Wham over the Gulf War - the gulf in their talents. He is desperate to sell as many records as he did in his heyday but will only do that if he gets a job at HMV.

And they're not recruiting now.

No portion of this article can be reproduced without the express written permission from the copyright holder.
Copyright 2009 Gale, Cengage Learning. All rights reserved.

Article Details
Printer friendly Cite/link Email Feedback
Title Annotation:Sport
Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Mar 18, 2009
Previous Article:RESULT: Amir title tilt's tempting; IN ASSOCIATION WITH William HILL.
Next Article:JEER AND LOATHING; PREMIER PRESSURE THE ABUSE THAT CRUSHES THE STARS Kop target Lucas reveals players' pain when they come under fire from own fans.

Terms of use | Copyright © 2018 Farlex, Inc. | Feedback | For webmasters