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RECORD VIEW: Tory's bad hair day.

YOU wouldn't think Tory leadership hopeful Iain Duncan Smith would be keen on trading personal insults.

Well it has been said he looks like William Hague's dad. And Hague himself was once said to "look like a foetus".

But no. Having accused the Labour Party of pinching Tory policies, he now thinks Tony Blair is beginning to look like a Tory and is losing his hair.

According to Duncan Smith, the PM's barnet looks like "teased Weetabix" and he, too, will soon be bald as a coot.

Blair doesn't look bald to most of us - not that it matters. But it shows what a poor grasp on reality the Tories have.

People voted for Blair because they like what goes on in his head - not because of how much hair's on it.
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Title Annotation:Leader
Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Aug 18, 2001
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