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Byline: Shari Low

COMES from my beloved, who has noticed that, when God gave out housekeeping skills, I was up the back having a conflab with my pals, while drinking Sangria and looking at the Thomson Summer Sun brochure.

We were both engrossed in the papers the other morning when a report grabbed my attention. "Did you see this article?" I asked him in my very best horrified voice. "It says that women spend 21 years doing chores over their lifetime."

He didn't even look up. "Your fifties and sixties are going to be busy then."

of How do you say "The Dyson is all yours" in Spanish? . THANKyou to the research bods at the University of Michigan, who have discovered that women who like a good gossip live longer. Anyone seeking irrefutable proof this discovery might want to check back with me in 2145...
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Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
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Date:Jun 18, 2009
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