Predator: HAND OF GOD 'SLAPS' FANS.
B-listers such as Sami Hyypia and Jermaine Pennant duly found themselves mobbed, while even reserve teamer Stephen Derby was stopped.
Just one car boasting the traditional blacked-out windows was allowed to speed through the gates unchecked.
The player inside? Diego Maradona, who had just finished paying Javier Mascherano a visit.