Pop princess gives rocky horror show; KAT'S WHISPERS Kat Keogh gets her claws into celebrity culture.
SHE was once every redblooded man's ideal woman. But in the space of a few short years, Britney Spears has seen her pop princess plummet faster than James Corden can devour a Big Mac.
And her rock-bottom reputation has never been so evident than this week when the mum-of-two took to the stage for the London leg of her Femme Fatale tour.
The 29-year-old plucked squeaky-clean singer Joe Jonas from the audience and promptly gave the terrified-looking star a lap dance.
Those sort of moves may have worked like a treat the days of Slave 4 U, but with a pair of baggy fishnets and muffin top peeking over her hotpants, Britney looked about as raunchy as a granny getting down on the dancefloor at a wedding reception.
The time has come for you to hang up your midriffbaring outfits - at least til the next comeback tour rolls around.
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|Publication:||Sunday Mercury (Birmingham, England)|
|Date:||Nov 6, 2011|
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