PRICE IS RIGHT TO BE TOP HOUSE KAT; RESULT!with sports betting's top tipster DEREK McGOVERN E-MAIL ME AT: firstname.lastname@example.org, ADDITIONAL REPORTING BY JOHN SHAW.
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KATIE PRICE talks about little but the sex she's had with ex-boyfriends and yet still she is not favourite for Celebrity Big Brother.
Paid a squillion to enter the house, KP (above) has proved something of a damp squib but that shouldn't surprise you - have you ever witnessed a dry squib?
Her boyfriend-candour apart (an odd name for a boyfriend), what Pricey offers in a houseful of annoying oddballs is normality - and that could yet swing it her way come the final on Friday night.
Look at the wretches ahead of her in the betting. Unbelievably, the favourite is still the repulsive Katie Hopkins, who goes through life telling people what to do.
For proof I give you her henpecked husband Mark Cross - even his name is an instruction.
Second favourite is Keith Chegwin (below) who has cried so often in the Diary Room he obviously has an intolerance to diary products. The darkest days of his life were when he was an alcoholic, proving once and for all that Cheggers can't be boozers.
Next comes Perez Hilton and what can you say about him that hasn't already been said... by Perez Hilton? Calum Best has spent the last three weeks looking puzzled - he can't believe it's been three weeks and he still hasn't pulled.
His romantic interest, the equally tattooed Cami Li, exited on Monday night hinting that the two have shared a bed in the past. And of course we have photographic evidence in the form of their love child - the Bayeux Tapestry.
Price is 7-1 with 666BET to be crowned CBB winner and that looks monster value.
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|Publication:||The Mirror (London, England)|
|Date:||Feb 4, 2015|
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