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POLLYMETER; CELEB BIG BROTHER: DAY 12.

Byline: Polly Hudson

LEO RKOS

SHE has the patience of a saint, still trying to mediate between Shilpa, Danielle and Jade. Asked Danielle: "You're troubled, aren't you? You seem mentally dishevelled." That's a polite way of putting it.

DIRK BENEDICT

TOLD Shilpa - who had just been crying - "If I'm ever in your neck of the woods, I'll come over and say hi." Attaboy - go in for the kill when she's weak and vulnerable!

JERMAINE JHCHSON

IS looking for a lady! "I want someone who is intelligent and wants to learn and has God and religion. We'd do a lot of work in the Middle East." Form an

orderly queue, girls.

SHILPA SHETTY

HAS been trying to murder her housemates by poisoning them with under-cooked chicken. And if that will end the tedious war between her and the other girls, then I heartily approve.

DANIELLE LLOYD

MAYBE I'm naive, but I think she and Jade don't like Shilpa because she's annoyingly superior - and that it's unconnected to the fact she happens to be Indian. Hope I'm right, for their sakes.

JADE GOODY

MORE insights from the Goody book of logic: "Mermaids and Santa Claus must exist because someone must have seen them for them be talked about." Jack's perfect for her - that's not a compliment.

JO O'MEARA

MY goodness, hasn't Celeb BB got dull? Bored with Jade and ck, bored with girls fighting for 10 seconds then analysing it over and over again for the next hundred years. WE NEED SOMEONE NEW. Desperately.

H FROM STEPS

ON Shilpa v The Other Girls: "I don't like conflict and I don't like being in the middle of it." Um, you're not in the middle of it, mate, you're not involved at all. Like with everything else in the house.

JACK TWEED

HE'S going to go blind if he keeps up his under-the-cover action. Doesn't he know he's being filmed? Maybe Jade just told him they were going on holiday with some strangers.

WALKED

HEN RUSSELL

DONNY TOURETTE

LEO SAYER

EVICTED

JACKIEY BUDDEN

CAROLE MALONE
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Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Jan 16, 2007
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