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PIG IN A JOKE.

Byline: JASON MANFORD

After a fun week at Bognor Regis Butlins last week me and my daughters visited Peppa Pig World in Hampshire. They loved spending time in Madame Giselle's school room and hanging out with Suzy Sheep.

Me? I went for a few pints with Daddy Pig to discuss our precocious toddlers and the fact that they keep telling us we have fat tummies. He's a funny bloke that Daddy Pig. In fact one of my favourite jokes is one of his classics. Daddy Wolf turned up at Peppa's house to pick up his daughter Wendy Wolf. He said to Daddy Pig: "This is a nice house." Daddy Pig replied: "Thank you."

"What's it made out of?" asked Daddy Wolf. Daddy Pig replied quickly: "Bricks, mate - don't even think about it."

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Piggy pal: Jason in Daddy Pig top
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Title Annotation:News; Opinion; Columns
Publication:Sunday Mirror (London, England)
Date:Apr 27, 2014
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