PICK OF THE DAY.
If you haven't got a human loved-one at your disposal, then perhaps settle down with an animal loved-one of some sort (although not a greyhound because they would get jealous of the chance of glory that their brethren have been given and it would be awkward).
If you haven't got a human loved-one or an animal loved-one to settle down with, resist the temptation to settle down with a blow-up doll or some other sort of loved-one substitute (because that's just wrong).
My advice for those lacking a loved-one? Settle down with a giant Yorkshire pudding and watch the action from Doncaster with it in your lap. Drench it in gravy and lick it all over like a hungry dog. Make love to your Yorkshire. Pummel your pudding.