PICK OF THE DAY; SPORT ON TV Australian Open women's final BBC1, 2.20am.
LOOK at those rippling muscles (below), writes Steve Palmer.
When Geoff Capes was in his prime, tossing double-decker buses over his shoulders without breaking sweat, even he did not have upper arms as immense as those of Serena Williams.
If Serena punched you in the face, you would die. It's as simple as that.
And look at those powerful thighs (right). She could probably kill you using them as well.
In the same way as a boa constrictor slays its prey by wrapping itself around its victim and suffocating the life out of them, Williams could commit murder by enveloping someone between her tree-trunk-like legs.
Thank goodness, then, Serena is a nice, God-fearing girl, who has no desire to slaughter anyone.
Did you know Serena spanked a serve earlier this week at 201kph?
Can you imagine being spanked so hard that you travelled at 201kph?
Gosh that would smart.
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|Publication:||The Racing Post (London, England)|
|Date:||Jan 26, 2007|
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