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SPORTLIVE FOOTBALL

Sky Sports 1, 7.00pm

DERBY'S Pride Park is the venue for tonight's clash between England under-21s and their Dutch counterparts.

This is the second leg of their play-off for the European Championships and with the tie finely poised at 2-2, we should be in for a good game.

The game kicks off at 7.45pm and neutral Scots should feel free to cheer on the best team - now where did I put my clogs and that dod of Edam cheese?

TOONS THE SIMPSONS

Sky One, 7.00pm

ONE of Hollywood's finest actors provides the guest voice in tonight's first helping of the animated series.

James Woods joins the cast in an episode where Apu offers to become the Simpsons' valet after he is fired from the store for selling rancid meat.

In the second episode, Bart achieves instant celebrity status after a one-line appearance on a TV comedy show.

DRAMA MILLENNIUM

Sci-Fi Channel, 9.00pm

PROFILER Frank Black (Lance Henriksen) is drawn into the murky world of drug addicts in tonight's episode.

His partner Emma's half-sister turns up and claims that a dealer's supply of heroin is literally turning addicts into monsters.

COMEDY DHARMA AND GREG

Paramount, 7.30pm

A BIZARRE challenge between Dharma and Jane leads to lovemaking in unusual places for the lovebirds tonight.

Jane has claimed custody of Dharma's stuffed duck because this is the trophy held by whoever has sex in the unlikeliest places.

Determined to win it back, Dharma and Greg head out into San Francisco, convinced no-one will see them at it because they reckon the city's population will be too busy watching the last-ever episode of Seinfeld.
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Date:Nov 13, 2001
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