EARTHQUAKE bores - people who ask if you felt the recent quake just so you'll do the polite thing and return the question. Then they regale you with the full details, which are always that they felt everything go a bit wobbly for a minute, then it stopped and they wondered what it was. Great story. Seriously.
From now on, unless your house was completely destroyed and you were killed, I don't want to hear about it. OK?