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One Last Stand on screen for Arnie; DON'T MISS GEORGE GALLOWAY'S FEARLESS OPINIONS IN MONDAY'S RECORD.

Byline: Des Clarke

ARNOLD Schwarzenegger is gearing up for a big screen return, with the lead role in a new movie called Last Stand. Arnie has two main reasons for taking the part - the challenge, and the backdated child maintenance payments. Saying that, news of the nanny affair may see film makers change the title to something more apt - The Last One Night Stand. ? RIHANNA has signed up to be the face of Emporio Armani's underwear. Aye right, like anybody's going to be looking at her face.

IN China, a lady went to a hospital complaining of an eye infection. Turns out she had a small chopstick in her eye. I've heard of messy eaters but that's ridiculous. The poor woman had to have two operations, which is typical for a Chinese takeaway injury. You know the feeling, you have one then you need another half an hour later.

GOOD news - I've just been given a pirate copy of a new blue movie. Bad news - it's the Smurfs.

FORMER Big Brother winner Josie Gibson has revealed she's had lip surgery. She's worried it now could make her unrecognisable. Which would put her in line with pretty much all former BB winners.

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Date:Jul 16, 2011
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