@bounder: I'm looking forward to The Queen's Speech - hope she gets over that debilitating condition. Y'know, having the words written by Tories.
@Ross_Lawson: There's nothing like more austerity being announced by a woman wearing the world's most expensive hat.
@bhx_official: There seems to be a 'day' for everything these days. How about 'Birmingham Airport Day'? Think it would catch on? @DanOffTheRadio: Lovely old couple on the canal singing along, opera-style, to the tune of the @Brindleyplace bells. Seemed to be having a lovely time!
@rebekahhah: I've just been pensioned. Feeling awfully grown up now.
@sambannister: Would it be cruel to send Clinton Cards a 'Sorry you're going into administration' card from Moonpig? @mrdavidwhitley: Poor Clinton Cards. Clearly not enough utterly contrived days in the year where people feel emotionally blackmailed into sending cards.
@rustyrockets (aka Russell Brand): If I ever find myself in North Carolina I shall marry a man just to feel safe.