Now we're cooking; CLUB MIRAGE, LEAMINGTON, EVERY THURSDAY NIGHT.
Place in Leamington pub and blend with Hooch until deliriously drunk.
Transfer from top of Parade to Mirage night club at bottom - double bacon cheeseburgers may be added en route if desired.
Once inside club ensure students purchase many bottles of alcohol by making two brands incredibly cheap for the night.
These ingredients will be rapidly absorbed by their already liquidated livers.
The students should then be folded into the crowd - a mixture of their own kind and locals - and be allowed to dance like crazed Woodstock hippies to 80s gems and 90s shockers (think Steps).
Dashes of fresh Fatboy Slim, Armand Van Helden and Juliet Roberts should be added for taste.
If the recipe is working well, fragments of the party should be breaking off and co-mingling (also known as snogging) with members of the opposite sex.
Otherwise they will continue to dance like John Travolta on amphetamines, under the delusion that they are as sexy as Cameron Diaz/Brad Pitt.
When the students have been baked in sweat and smoke for three hours, remove, and return to beds.
Club Mirage on a Thursday night is nothing special, but, as with any small town nightclub, if you take enough mates and knock back enough beer, you'll soon be having the time of your life.
And the best part? Sore feet and a cracking hangover for less than pounds 15.
Now that's a real recipe for success.
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|Publication:||Coventry Evening Telegraph (England)|
|Date:||Jan 22, 1999|
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