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Not Bard.. but not that great.

Byline: TamCowan Award winning critic

Romeo and Juliet bistro's menu is sadly forgettable ROMEO AND JULIET Kilbirnie Road, Dalry, Ayrshire KA24 5JS Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? I'm in Dalry! Don't know if big Wullie Shakespeare ever visited North Ayrshire - he probably had enough tragedies in his life - but the UK's secondgreatest Bard (take a bow, Rabbie) would be tickled to know there's a bistro in Dalry called Romeo and Juliet.

Following some extensive research (i.e I asked one of the waitresses), I can reveal the place was named after the famous young lovers for the simple reason that it stands out from the crowd and folk remember it.

A smart move, I suppose, as the strange name is undoubtedly very memorable.

The food, however, was pretty easy to forget.

Formerly the Dalry Inn, the premises have apparently undergone a "major refurbishment" (I shudder to think what it looked like in the bad old days) and, while the restaurant was spotlessly clean and fairly easy on the eye, I thought it was a bit sparsely decorated.

Might I suggest a few pictures on the walls to brighten the place up a bit? On the way in (and the parking facilities, incidentally, are excellent) my father-in-law was optimistic.

"It must be good," he said as a rather portly couple were leaving, "Look at the size of they two!" I think Shakespeare might have put it differently, John.

(And if he had, perhaps third-year English wouldn't have been so tediously dull.) The big portions might explain why Romeo and Juliet was ticking along quite nicely, thanks very much, on a freezing cold Wednesday afternoon.

It's very busy at weekends, apparently, and booking a table is highly recommended from Thursday to Sunday.

Incidentally, anyone who turns up without a reservation - and is promptly turned away - will receive a voucher for two free glasses of wine on their next visit.

How's that for excellent customer service? Talking of vino, the house wine is very sensibly priced at just PS11.95 a bottle (I certainly pick my days to be the designated driver...) and, in terms of value for money, the food menu hardly reads like a Stephen King novel.

For example, there's a three-course all-day menu (available Sunday to Thursday and Friday/Saturday until 6.30pm) that costs just PS9.95.

A fish tea (3-6pm) is PS7.95, Sunday roast (served on a Sunday for the benefit of readers in Airdrie) is PS7.50 and they do a full Scottish breakfast every day until 2pm for PS5.95.

Sensible prices, I reckon. Anything else would be ridiculous, though, as the food is distinctly average.

My starter, cheddar jalapenos, were nice and crunchy with a tasty filling but they weren't remotely spicy and the so-called chilli dip on the side was nearly as bland as Daniel O'Donnell's entire back catalogue.

The nachos were OK. Liz got a decent portion of crisp tortilla chips smothered in gooey, melted cheese and the jalapenos on top gave the dish a pretty decent kick.

It was an extra 75p to add the peppers to the nachos.

OK, that's hardly excessive, but here's something to chew over...

If there's a surcharge for adding something to your meal, surely there should be a discount when you take something away? You see, folks, I opted not to have chips with my steak (Liz immediately called for a doctor), but I was still charged the full price.

How come it doesn't work both ways? Anyway, my fillet steak (while chewy in parts) was pretty decent.

Sure, it was never going to be a 28-day-aged prime Aberdeen Angus job - not at PS16.95 with all the trimmings - but it was a reasonable slab of beef.

The onion rings, however, were awful. Just like my cheddar jalapenos, I'm afraid they were the cheap, frozen variety and I'd urge the chef at Romeo and Juliet to have a bash at making them from scratch.

Surely it can't be that difficult? Frozen chips (sigh) were served with John's "fresh" fish and chips (I take it the "fresh" only applies to the fish?) and Liz's breaded cajun chicken was also pretty disappointing.

The chicken tasted OK (yep, definitely a hint of cajun spices), but the coating was very greasy and it definitely needed a bit of crunch to give the dish the kiss of life.

Wee Sophie's half-portion of pasta bolognese was arguably the dish of the day. The thick, meaty ragu was lovely and she devoured every last spoonful.

Overall, though, what can I say about Romeo and Juliet? Not quite a Comedy Of Errors but definitely Much Ado About Nothing... 75 ROMEO AND JULIET Telephone: 01294 835135 Open: All day seven days. Wheelchair access: Yes. Bill for three (and a half): PS50 Food: 4/10 - wouldn't rush back.

12 Service: 4/5 - nice and friendly, loved the wine vouchers.

39 Decor: 3/5 - clean and tidy but a bit dreary. Toilets: 3/5 - OK.

Value: 4/5 cheap as frozen) chips. TOTAL 18/30 LAMB Serves SCOTCH 6-8 of 1.5 to 2kg shoulder of any lamb, trimmed oil excess fat 1 tbsp olive or vegetable onions, sliced 4 medium 4 cloves garlic, crushed 2 sprigs fresh rosemary, chopped peeled 2kg potatoes., and thinly sliced 1 litre lamb stock HOW TO MAKE THE PERFECT SCOTCH LAMB Each week, one of Scotland's top chefs show you how to cook a perfect dish. This week, it's the acclaimed Andrew Fairlie, whose restaurant at Gleneagles has two Michelin stars. In the run up to St Andrew's Day, he shares rosemary roasted Scotch lamb and potatoes.

Method ? Preheat the oven to 240C/ 475F/ Gas 9. Season the lamb with ground pepper and roast in a medium roasting tray for 15 minutes.

Lower the heat to 180C/ 350F/ Gas 4. Pour off the excess fat.

While the lamb is roasting, heat the oil in a pan, add the onions and cover and cook for five minutes until soft.

Add garlic and rosemary and cook for a further five minutes.

Layer potatoes into the roasting tray and lightly season with black pepper. Lay a third of the cooked onions onto the potatoes, repeat this process until you have three or four layers of potatoes and onions.

Bring the lamb stock to the boil and pour over the potatoes, pressing down with a spoon until all the potatoes are fully submerged.

Place the lamb on top of the potatoes and return to the oven and continue to cook for three hours.

The lamb should be meltingly tender and the potatoes and onions should have absorbed the stock and lamb juices.

Serve with Scottish seasonal vegetables of your choice - most types of cabbage, kale, broccoli, cauliflower and carrots are in season now.

St Andrew's Day is the best time of year to enjoy in-season Scotch lamb. For seasonal lamb recipes, please visit ? This article is in association with Taste Communications, Scotland's food champions.

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REASONABLE... The fillet steak was a pretty decent effort
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Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
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Date:Nov 16, 2013
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