NOT CLEVER, NOT FUNNY.
SEXIST pig Dave Cameron thinks he's being funny when he tells women Labour MPs "calm down, dear!" He isn't. He's a patronising oaf, the latest in a long line of condescending Tory leaders.
You can take the boy out of Eton, but you can't take the Old Etonian out of the boy.
His haughty behaviour at the Despatch Box during Prime Minister's Questions is fast becoming a parliamentary disgrace.
The Bullingdon Bully, who believes he was born to rule, treats any criticism of his conduct in office as form of lese majeste.
In fact, he's a right royal prig, and he needs reminding he's only there by courtesy of the voters.
This reminder may suitably be administered next Thursday, by voting Labour.