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Memo of the Month.

MEMORANDUM

To: Members of the Press From: Marc Thiessen, Press Spokesman Date: December 7, 2000 Subject: URGENT: SENATOR HELMS' HEALTH

To our friends in the media --

In answer to your manifold inquiries:

Senator Helm is not sick. He is not in the Hospital. He is not on life support. He does not have terminal prostate cancer. He does not have pancretic cancer. He is absolutely fine and will (God willing) be around to torment you for a long time to come.

Relax and accept it.

-- Marc
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