Meet Karen Alpert aka Baby Sideburns.
Q: What's the title of your new book?
I want my Epidural Back "Adventures in Mediocre parenting"
Q: Describe the book in one sentence.
Like a complete sentence?
I haven't finished one of those since I had kids.
Q: What are the top three reasons you're proud to call yourselfa "mediocre parent"?
1. My kids still love me.
B. I don't feel the need to brag on Facebook.
3. I save over 2000 minutes a year by not showering.
Q: Not counting Hershey's syrup straight from the bottle, what's your favorite mom treat?
Q: How long is too long for food to be on the floor?
(infinity if it's a Girl Scout cookie)
Q: It's Mother's Day! What gift do you really want from your little a-holes?
My old boobs back
Q: What's your best advice for new parents?
Hang in there, it gets better (total lie)
Oh, and ignore the 2-holes-sometimes they are other parents, sometimes they are your kids
I WANT MY EPIDURAL BACK
After 15 years of working for ad agencies, Karen Alpert started her toughest job ever: being a mom. She chronicles her hilarious adventures as an imperfect parent on the popular blog Baby Sideburns and is the author of the bestseller I Heart My Little A-Holes. In her new book, I Want My Epidural Back (Morrow, $19.99, 320 pages, ISBN 9780062427083), Alpert reassures readers that even mediocre parents can raise totally awesome kids.
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|Title Annotation:||I Want My Epidural Back: Adventures in Mediocre Parenting|
|Date:||May 1, 2016|
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