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MANURE-FILLED LABOR DAY SURPRISE FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE NO PICNIC TO GET ALONG WITH

 TAMPA, Fla., Aug. 24 /PRNewswire/ -- Take this quiz to determine if someone you know ought to receive a "You're-No-Picnic" manure-filled Labor Day surprise:
 (1) Has the one who once wined and dined with you been "doing lunch" with someone new?
 (2) Is dealing with a mate, relative or deadbeat fool becoming more the "it's-really-no-picnic" rule?
 (3) Can your experience with a boss, co-worker or neighborhood nut be more accurately described as a laborious rut?
 If you answered "yes" to any of these highly untested questions, you may want to send one of your stressors a rather unique and anonymous wake-up call, complete with customized poetic expression.
 Tampa, Fla.-based Tongue In Cheek, Inc., known for its creatively packaged manure gifts, announces "You're-No-Picnic" Picnic Baskets, a Labor Day surprise for folks who are laborious to cope with. It's an inedible, you're full of it, cellophane-wrapped manure feast.
 Filled with items that express a sort of "You-Are-What-You-Eat" sentiment, each basket contains a sun-dried Manure Nugget Sandwich prominently displayed atop crispy cowchips. A bonus bottle of derriere water speaks for itself.
 The perfect expression to those who are no picnic to get along with, "You're-No-Picnic" Picnic Baskets can be ordered for $25 by calling 800-332-KISS. Visa and Mastercard are accepted.
 Tongue In Cheek, Inc. is a woman-owned and operated retail and mail order business that packages nags' nuggets and meadow muffins in baskets, bouquets and bushels. Shaped into long-stemmed roses, corsages, sandwiches and bakery goods, products are manufactured by a veterinarian-certified team of Florida cows and horses. Decorated with cellophane, bows and ribbons, gifts -- usually sent anonymously -- come with targeted poetry expressing humor, disappointment and other emotions.
 Founded in 1992, Tongue In Cheek is staffed by perky poets and a healthy herd. Management believes humor is the better way to cope with life's stresses and catastrophes -- and the people who help cause them. The firm's mission is to help clients express themselves in a harmless, environmentally correct, tastefully presented way. Recipients have been described as bossy bosses, crabby colleagues, dead-beat dads, and false friends. Others as jerky jokesters, lousy lovers, nutty neighbors and reactive relatives.
 For information call 800-332-KISS.
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 /CONTACT: Debra Nosse of Tongue In Cheek, 800-332-KISS/


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