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MANURE CHRISTMAS GIFTS STRAIGHT FROM SANTA'S COW

 TAMPA, Fla., Dec. 9 /PRNewswire/ --
 You better watch out, you better now lie,
 You better not cheat, I'm telling you why.
 Santa's cow is coming to town.
 For the naughty or not so nice on your list, send Comet's Christmas Stocking. Made of soft red felt and complete with ribbons and bell, the 6-inch stocking contains a cellophane-wrapped, reindeer-inspired manure nugget. Treated, preserved and odor-free, the not-so-merry manure makes a perfect gift for bossy bosses, crabby colleagues, dead-beat dads, false friends and screwy Scrooges. Free gag poetry. Sent anonymously if you wish, Comet's Stocking is $8 plus shipping.
 He sees you when you line dance.
 He sees you two-step, too.
 He knows you want to rope and wrangle;
 So, he made a cow-logne for you.
 For the ranch-bred wrangler or urban-grown wannabe on your gift list, send Eau de Cow-logne. Four-ounce, ribbon-decorated glass containers are filled with genuine powdered manure. Pure, undiluted and range-inspired, Eau de Cow-logne comes in classic brown and is the perfect gift for authentic and part-time cowpokes, cowpunchers, cow- lovers and those who wish they were. $8 plus shipping.
 Comet's Christmas Stocking and Eau de Cow-logne can be ordered from Tongue In Cheek, Inc. by calling 800-332-KISS. MasterCard and Visa welcome.
 Tongue In Cheek, Inc. is a woman-owned and operated retail and mail order business headquartered in Tampa. The company is known for its creatively packaged manure line of gifts, which come in deceptively decorated baskets, bouquets and bushels. Nags' nuggets and meadow muffins -- from a veterinarian-certified team of Sunshine State cows and horses -- are shaped into long-stemmed roses, corsages, sandwiches, bakery goods and other more traditional fare. Decorated with colorful cellophane, bows and ribbons, gifts, usually sent anonymously, come with targeted poetry expressing humor, disappointment and other emotions.
 Tongue In Cheek, Inc., founded in 1992, is staffed by perky poets, devilish decorators and a healthy herd. Management is convinced that humor is a better way to cope with life's stresses and catastrophes -- and the pdople who help cause them. The firm's mission is to help clients express themselves in a har&less, environmentally correct, tastefully presentad way.
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 /CONTACT: Debra Nosse of Tongue In Cheek, 800-332-KISS/


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