Lindsay Fergus Column: NO BUTTS, JUST GIVE ME A LOPEZ.
BIG is beautiful and that's official.
In fact, big is so cool that women are forking out thousands of pounds to fatten up their rear end.
And it's all thanks to Jennifer Lopez.
The actress/singer's curvy, protruding butt is apparently hotly sought after by women around the world.
The fairer sex have been flocking to cosmetic surgeons to get a Lopez.
For pounds 4,000 surgeons can give you a well-rounded behind. Funny how big is deemed beautiful on a stunner like Lopez but not on your average punter.
Just goes to show life's a bummer.
Ladies my advice is save your cash and fatten up by indulging yourself with copious amounts of chocolate.
It's cheaper, less painful and when the next craze hits the streets next month, all you'll have to do is go on a diet.
ASS-TOUNDING: Actress and singer Jennifer Lopez shows she's not behind the times
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|Publication:||The People (London, England)|
|Date:||Apr 22, 2001|
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