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Laid bare to all as a cheat.

The First Wives Club has already been a huge hit in America. Why? Because it fulfils every ex-wife's fantasy.

Three women - Goldie Hawn, Bet Midler and Diane Keaton - gang up to wreak a satisfying revenge on the rat husbands who dumped them for younger wives.

As Ivana Trump says in the movie: "Don't get mad - get everything."

Every jilted wife uses a different form of punishment.

A friend of mine took a picture of her husband's willy, Pritt- (yes, Pritt) sticked copies of it into a set of 25 Christmas cards from Woollies and sent them to all his closest friends.

She knew that they'd never be able to see him in the same light again - in rather the same way as Fergie knew that after she was snapped with toe-sucking Johnny Bryant the Royal family viewed her completely differently.

"I knew they must be seeing me topless, or being nuzzled by a bald American," she says in her book.

But Pat Casey, Christine Casey and Madge Shepherd, three ex-wives dumped by one despicable man - Jim Casey - had a much better way of exacting revenge.

They hooked up together and went on a crazy holiday in Turkey where they drank fizzy wine and flirted with Turkish waiters.

One, Chris, even had a holiday fling which is still going strong.

The sight of these three women ripping up Jim's photo may get him a little angry. They hope so.

But seeing young men draping their arms around the trio will probably make him much madder.

Because, let's face it, the best way to get your own back on a womaniser is to prove just how attractive you are to the opposite sex.

This way, too, it's clear that slife goes on without Jim - but not as he knows it.
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Title Annotation:Features
Author:Johnson, Jane
Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Nov 8, 1996
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