Kirstie's kitchen rant out of place.
Byline: BRIAN READE
Kirstie Allsopp says it's "disgusting" that people keep washing machines in their kitchens as the place for them is the bathroom.
I can understand her unease at making chocolate brownies too close to her soiled smalls, but a prim and proper Tory supporter like her advocating the measuring out of white powder on a toilet seat is bound to leave many of her viewers puzzled.
And it will have others wondering where they're supposed to stick their washer after Kirstie, in her many property shows, convinced them to put a bidet, which they've yet to use, in the only remaining space left in the bathroom.
I sympathise to some extent though, as I often look at a machine I bought from Curry's sat in the corner of a downstairs room and feel the urge to relocate, relocate, relocate it. I'm talking about the telly.
Mainly when I see images on it of the daughter of a baronet badgering people to buy a PS90,000 Wolverhampton flat she wouldn't be seen dead in.
And I want to pick it up and locate it in the council tip.