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Kaye Adams: Britney Spears.

Byline: Kaye Adams

I AM right scunnered with Britney. Not Britney McGurk who lives three streets down from you, but Britney Spears.

It's not that she's young, talented, successful and beautiful and has a stomach you could ping peanuts off. I can just about cope with all that.

But, surely, there's no need to rub salt in our wounds.

To think I had actually begun to warm to her when she admitted she had the kind of unattractive personal habit that we mere mortals wrestle with. Would she be a furtive nose picker? A knuckle-cracker? A botty-burper? No. Her big confession is that she chews yes, chews her toe-nails. That's not a habit you want to break, that's a gift.
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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Apr 24, 2004
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