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Judge got it all gong.

Byline: Shari Low

AND this week's P.I.S.H. award (Pretentious, Insulting, Slimeball Here) is wearing Lycra and gliding gracefully over to Jason Gardiner, with a copy of the memo regarding being the bad guy on a judging panel.

Dear Jason - Simon Cowell gets away with it as he's never vulgar and delivers a verdict with a twinkle in his eye. You? Just plain old nasty. Telling Sharron Davies: "You look like faecal matter that won't flush, that goes around and around but doesn't go anywhere," dinged the bell at the top of the vile scale.

The reality is that there's only one lingering turd on the show ... and it's the one in the shiny suit and daft neck jewellery sitting behind the judges' desk.

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NASTY: Jason Gardiner
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Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Feb 4, 2010
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