Jokes out of the blue.

Byline: Tam Cowan

TO celebrate 10 years of the little blue pill, I present my three favourite Viagra jokes.

3 Did you know you can now get Viagra in powder form to put in your tea? It doesn't improve your sexual performance, but it stops your biscuits from going soft.

2 The first fatality caused by Viagra was announced last week. A man took 164 tablets - and his wife died...

1 A man went into the pharmacy and asked for a packet of Viagra. "Do you have a prescription?" asked the chemist. "No," he replied, "but I've got a photograph of the wife."

CAPTION(S):

ON THE UP: Viagra

Article Details

Printer friendly Cite/link Email Feedback
Title Annotation:	Features
Publication:	Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:	Jun 25, 2008
Words:	109
Previous Article:	Dolphins love our river city.
Next Article:	SHE'S THE APPLE OF MANGO'S EYE.