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Jokes out of the blue.

Byline: Tam Cowan

TO celebrate 10 years of the little blue pill, I present my three favourite Viagra jokes.

3 Did you know you can now get Viagra in powder form to put in your tea? It doesn't improve your sexual performance, but it stops your biscuits from going soft.

2 The first fatality caused by Viagra was announced last week. A man took 164 tablets - and his wife died...

1 A man went into the pharmacy and asked for a packet of Viagra. "Do you have a prescription?" asked the chemist. "No," he replied, "but I've got a photograph of the wife."

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Title Annotation:Features
Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Jun 25, 2008
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