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Jokes & Riddles.

What do bees call their spouses?


Katie Stubbs Fort Valley, Georgia


What do you get when you cross a water balloon and a needle?


Kristen Collins Sheridan, Oregon

What is the only lake where you can hear creepy sounds and spooky noises?

Lake Erie (eerie)!

Heather and Angela Phillips Prior Lake, Minnesota

What year do frogs like the best?

Leap year!

Kathryn Kota Rochester Hills, Michigan

What gets smaller the more dirt you throw in it?

A puddle!

David Meng Madison, Wisconsin

Puddle Muddle, by David Meng


What is a duck's favorite snack?

Quacker jacks!

Tia Lambert Claremont, New Hampshire

Quack Snack, by Tia Lambert


How do you fix a broken jack-o'-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!

Dara Goldburg Croton, New York

What has five eyes (i's), but can't see?

The Mississippi River!

Paige Racer Freeburg, Illinois

What do you get when you mix a car with a musical instrument?

A car-tune (cartoon)!

Nicolle Maioriello Douglassville, Pennsylvania

Jena: Hello? Hello? Hello?

Ally: Why do you keep saying that?

Jena: Because my ears are ringing!

Sheree Kathol Wayne, Nebraska

A nickel and a dime sat on a fence; the nickel jumped off. Did the dime?

No, because it had more sense (cents)!

Taylor Deloney Dayton, Ohio

Cash Crash, by Taylor Deloney


What did the peanut say to the other peanut? You crack me up!

Stefanie Charron Chatham, Ontario, Canada

Do you know a joke? Can you draw a funny picture to go with it?

Send them both to "Jokes & Riddles," Jack And Jill, P.O. Box 567, Indianapolis, IN 46206.

Remember to draw on unlined paper. Submissions become the property of CBHI.
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