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Joan Burnie: SHUT IT, CORINNE.

Byline: Joan Burnie

PLEASE, will Corrine Mitchell do us all a favour and shut her lying mouth up?

Other than making an abject apology to Jodi Jones' family, there is nothing she can say that anyone wants to hear.

Luke did it, Corinne, as you well know.

At the same time, I remain ever so slightly puzzled at the Catholic Church's continuing opposition to sex education. Their alleged superior moral values didn't appear to do an awful lot for Luke Mitchell or indeed many of his fellow pupils at St David's, large numbers of whom seemed to spend their nights sleeping around and their lunch hours smoking pot.

But so long as they weren't using condoms, maybe that makes it all right.
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Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Jan 28, 2005
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