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Joan Burnie: Britney rings the changes with mind games.

Byline: Joan Burnie

GOT to thank Britney Spears for the biggest giggle of the week.

She assured us: 'This current attitude that marriages are disposable boggles my mind.' Forget about the three-minute union with the first Mister Spears, Jason Alexander, it's the thought of that daft biddy apparently believing she's got a mind to boggle which set me offBut I did think RenAe Zellweger looked pretty damn good at her wedding. Fabulous frock. Shame about the groom, but I suppose you can't have it all. Do you think he was worried his head would fall off if he removed his hat? But maybe he was just having a bad hair day. Or even a no hair day. At least her urban cowpoke didn't wear chaps
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Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:May 13, 2005
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