Jezza's nice little gurner.
Byline: MATT FORDE
Ten years into this daily parade of the preposterous, there's still an endless stream of guests who believe that a sesh on ITV's Jeremy Kyle Show (and the aftercare team of course) is the only way to sort out their problems.
We've all worried about the ethics of watching television like this but when faced with a show entitled "My daughter hates me because she's in love with my 69-year-old fiance", it's hard to resist.
That's right, Donna and Derek are together and Derek is 69. Donna's daughter is 23 and has desires on Derek.
Apparently one attempt at seducing her mother's lover involved leaving the shower wearing just a towel, only to drop it in front of Derek.
I half expected the next section of the show to be called "My 69-year-old fiance died of a heart attack...all we found was a towel".
Kyle has grown into his persona and he now gurns comedically while prowling around the stage like a panther.
His shoulders roll as much as his eyes do these days, which is saying something when you've got guests like this.
HOST Vile Kyle