Jail boasts of cushy life.
On a website for supporters of the Stop Huntingdon Animal Cruelty group, members of a gang jailed for a campaign of threats and intimidation that saw them branded "urban terrorists" by a judge gloat that life behind bars is "fantastically easy".
Heather Nicholson, serving 11 years at HMP Foston Hall in Derby, wrote: "I'm blissfully happy working in the gardens here.
"I'm stuffing my face with dairy free chocolate and almonds and watching Friends.
"I may be in prison, but I wouldn't swap places with anyone else in the world."