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JUST CLEAVE HER ALONE.

Byline: ALISON PHILLIPS

Amanda Holden was caught in the middle of a right old bitch-fest for her daring outfits on Britain's Got Talent.

Ninety dreary viewers even bothered themselves to report her neckline to Ofcom.

She really wasn't searching for a cure for cancer on prime time telly, you know. It's showbiz. And showbiz is built on glamour. And do we seriously want our female judges looking like a bag of spanners? I certainly don't want to look at people who look like me on the telly on a Saturday night.

Amanda has obviously worked blinking hard to look this good. And most women in Britain would chew their right arm off to appear like her at 44, whatever the fat-arsed commentators say.

"I'm just happy they're still in place and relatively pointing in the same direction," she responded to the frenzied attention on her bust.

Too right. Because Amanda is smart enough to know as soon as they start sliding southwards, her showbiz career follows right behind.

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Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Jun 3, 2015
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