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JACK BEST AT FULL-BACCY; IN ASSOCIATION WITH with sports betting's top tipster DEREK MCGOVERN E-MAIL: betsguru@aol.com WEB: Bet-like-a-pro.com IN ASSOCIATION WITH with sports betting's top tipster DEREK MCGOVERN E-MAIL: betsguru@aol.com WEB: Bet-like-a-pro.com.



Byline: ADDITIONAL REPORTING BY JOHN SHAW DEREK MCGOVERN

JACK WILSHERE is against flags of convenience, though quite partial to fags of convenience, and claims you should have to be 100 per cent English to win an England cap.

"If I went to Spain and lived there for five years, I'm not going to play for Spain," he says, and he's spot on there.

Wilshere (inset), the man who spends so much time crocked he's now known as Jack Wheelchair, is 100-1 with Ladbrokes to stand for UKIP but that's hardly likely. He doesn't stand long enough anywhere.

He spends so much time on the deck during a game that he now leaves chalk outlines.

The midfield Munchkin is 10-1 to score in either of England's next two games and reveal a St George's Cross during the celebrations. It'll be the only cross he gets in.

Wilshere took flak for having a crafty fag while out on the town last week and he is 80-1 with 888sport to score and celebrate with a fag-related routine.
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Title Annotation:Sport; Opinion, Columns
Publication:The Mirror (London, England)
Date:Oct 10, 2013
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