Inspector (Jimmy) Cox: heads up.
However, what the troops found side-splitting was the text for the actual speech which their Command Inspector delivered to his unit commanders. At the end of the written copy it states: "it seems that some leaders do not live up to the standards they are obligated to impose on their subordinates. I have seen examples here that do not meet the minimum CF standards of dress and deportment (point out violators...) are to have your hair cut as soon as possible and report to me here, tomorrow morning at 0800. Your hair is to be clearly within standards." It is suggested officers expecting a visit from Cox should beat him to the punch and trim their locks. It'll leave their tiny Inspector General "speechless".
As for those in senior ranks who are "suitably coiffed" but robbing the system blind: fear not, because it is only the evil longhairs whom little Cox seeks.