IT'S NO JEWEL IN THE GROIN.
I geT a lot of free crap in the post, mainly from PRs wanting to plug their shows.
So I wasn't too surprised when I got a little package from the girl plugging The Only Way Is essex (3e) - until I saw what it was. It was a vajazzling kit. If you don't watch TOWIe, and you're not alone, it's about a coven of plastic-boobed women who worship a man called Mark.
This Mark is so fabulous a normal bikini wax won't satisfy him, oh no. To lure him into the sack, your nether regions must be encrusted with jewels, the kind a child might put on a mobile phone - hence vajazzling.
So far, so Sex And The City, until I took a closer look.
The gems (tiny) were in the shape of a pink ribbon. The same ribbon sold to raise money for breast cancer awareness.
It was undoubtedly the same ribbon. What the hell was that about? Or did they actually think it was acceptable to advertise a charity right beside your vajayjay? How would that even work? "While you're down there, how about a few quid to help fight breast cancer?"
Ouch...wax in the city
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|Title Annotation:||Features; Opinion, Column|
|Publication:||Sunday Mirror (London, England)|
|Date:||Aug 14, 2011|
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