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I suffer a quack attack; The Yorkshire Vet.

Byline: Julian Norton

A CARDBOARD box on an owner's lap in my waiting room always means my next patient is going to be an odd one.

I could tell from the quacking noises that the box contained a duck. His owner called him Dave.

"I'm worried about his leg," he explained "Just recently he has started stumbling and tripping."

I set about my examination - not necessarily an easy thing to do on a duck.

I felt his left leg and there was a swollen area just above the ankle joint.

Squash I hoped this was a simple infection and I gave him an injection.

I lifted Dave back into his box and asked his owner if he could bring him back in a week for a check-up.

Dave's box was quite small and his neck was long.

As I closed the lid, I had to make sure the top fitted properly, the box stayed shut and it didn't squash his head. I found myself saying to Dave: "Duck!" I think he obliged.

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Publication:The People (London, England)
Date:Jul 1, 2018
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