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I could easily stomach more ofl ovely Jess; PICKO F THE DAY.

Aerobics Oz- Style Sky Sports 3, 11.30am GOSH, are you missing the Olympics? writes Steve Palmer.

I jolly well am. What a void, eh? How can you fill it today? International football friendlies? Do me a favour. A live cricket match from the Clydesdale Bank 40 League? Cincinnati Masters tennis? The latest YouTube contribution from Kevin 'cut me and I bleed three lions' Pietersen? No, nothing can compare.

The closest you'll get to the Olympics today is Aerobics Oz Style. Some Australian women with similar stomachs to Jessica Ennis's will be prancing about Down Under.

You could eat your dinner off Jessica's lovely stomach, couldn't you? Well, obviously only with her consent.

Maybe she should do a charity raffle and the winning ticket gets to eat their dinner off her stomach. I'd go for roast beef and Yorkshire puddings, with lashings of horseradish sauce and gravy.

Oh, Jess, I think you've Michael Brear
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Publication:The Racing Post (London, England)
Date:Aug 15, 2012
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