I'm in Dyer straits; Ex-footballer Kieron almost quits show after huge bust-up Jungle camp turns on Lady C as she brands her rivals 'tossers'.
KIERON Dyer almost quit I'm a Celebrity after one of the show's biggest rows - where nearly everyone turned on Lady Colin Campbell.
The 36-year-old ex-footballer packed his bags and was only persuaded not to leave by former boxer Chris Eubank, 49.
Trouble started when Lady C, 66, Chris and Kieron returned to camp from a night of luxury in the Jungle Boutique hotel, where Tony Hadley, 55, and Jorgie Porter, 27, refused to work as their maid and bellboy.
As they all sat round the fire waiting to hear stories of their sleepover, Lady C announced that they were not going to tell anybody who supported the pair.
Duncan Bannatyne, 66, bellowed: "Well, that's all of us so keep your mouth shut." Lady C lost the plot and barked: "Tossers, tossers, the whole bunch of you."
She then turned on Brian Friedman, who accused her of being rude.
Lady C told him: "Who the hell are you to speak about talking, my dear, you have verbal diarrhoea.
"You are so full of s*** that if you ever took an enema you would disappear off the face of the Earth."
Kieron was accused by the others of backing Lady C. He walked into the Bush Telegraph and declared: "I want to leave, I'm a celebrity, get me out of here."
Visibly upset, he packed his bags. But after a pep talk from Chris, he relented and said later: "My greatest challenge is yet to come. I'm going to get everyone to love Lady C."
Last night, Lady C was voted to do the latest bushtucker trial - her sixth - but insisted she wouldn't do it.
On hearing the result, she told the campmates: "You are all on a diet. Prepare yourself. I don't even want to know what it is, I am not doing it."
snake s& LEADERS Vicky Pattison Lady Colin Campbell Stirring up strong reactions and she had an epic putdown for Brian, who she said was "full of s***".
Great one-liners. "With great power comes great responsibility I learnt it from Harry Potter."
4/5 5/5 Brian Friedman Ferne McCann Back to being the camp chef by popular demand. Had a shower. That's it.
Demolished by Lady C but the X Factor choreographer deserves some points for stellar bushtucker trial 2/5 2/5 Kieron Dyer Jorgie Porter Typical footballer? Nah.
Hardly thrilling stuff from the ex-Hollyoaks star. Cried. Again. (This time over Lady C). Yawn.
Tears and sticking up for Lady C prove he's a cut above.
5/5 3/5 Susannah Constantine Duncan Bannatyne Proved she can tip on more than fashion as she joined Chris in trying to keep Kieron in the jungle.
Tried to stand up to Lady C. Shrugged off being labelled a "vain old goat" by her.
4/5 2/5 Chris Eubank George Shelley The Union J star was delighted to be Vicky's camp deputy. "We just get on so well," he cooed. 2/5 Winning pep talk prevented Kieron from leaving the jungle. Respect.
3/5 Yvette Fielding Yvette Fielding Tony Hadley An opinion at last. On Lady C, she raged: "That woman must have been bitten by a vampire as a kid."
Not afraid to express his views. On Lady C, he said: "She calls herself a lady and that's a bit rich."
4/5 4/5 Spencer Matthews LEFT THE JUNGLE..
TEARFUL Jorgie and Brian
TOUGH TALK Pair chat. Right, Vicky and Ferne joke in the shower
COMFORT Lady C embraces former footballer Kieron after huge jungle rammy
EMOTIONAL Keiron is upset and ready to walk out after being accused of backing Lady C