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Byline: IAN HYLAND'S TV DIARYH e w r iHtees wabroituets taeblloyu...t wteelelyk..l.y... weekly

I'M not saying Piers Morgan's Life Stories: Dame Joan Collins - 70 Years Of Stardom was the most longwinded and overblown TV listing of the week.

However, that programme title was certainly doing a lot of heavy lifting. Yes, Joan is still fabulous - and her work on Dynasty was the stuff of TV legend.

But she's hardly Judi Dench. Still, she had Piers wrapped around her little finger. He was guffawing so regularly and so forcefully you had to hope that he, Joan, and at least the first two rows of the audience had all been double jabbed prior to the recording.

The biggest surprise of the night was Joan asking Piers to explain what a diva is. Well, Joan. Picture a loudmouthed and opinionated middle-aged TV host suddenly jumping up and storming off his own show live on air because one of the other boys had been a "wickle bit meanie-weanie" to him.

If anyone could possibly imagine such a thing, obviously.

LATEST update on the shade of orange Andrew Neil has reached at GB News.

Its paint chart name would be something like Bubbling Magma. I'm guessing he's just seen the latest ratings figures.

SO did Kim Tate die on Emmerdale? Did she 'eck. Kim will never die. When the dust settles after the nuclear apocalypse, she will be there with the cockroaches.

Deciding which one she's going to shaft first.

ANNE ROBINSON ANSWERS CRITICS WHO CLAIM SHE'S WRONG COUNTDOWN HOST: as Consonant..vowel ..consonant.. consonant.. off!"

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Author:IAN HYLAND'S TV DIARYH e w r iHtees wabroituets taeblloyu...t wteelelyk..l.y... weekly
Publication:Daily Record (Glasgow, Scotland)
Date:Jun 25, 2021
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