How to Toilet Train Your Cat & 61 Other Ill-Conceived Projects.
How to Toilet Train Your Cat & 61 Other Ill-Conceived Projects
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9781626863606 $14.95 http://bathroomreader.com
How to Toilet Train Your Cat & 61 Other Ill-Conceived Projects is part of the Uncle John's chuckle-inducing series of "bathroom literature". Although every activity is presented with step-by-step instructions, it should be emphasized that feline toilet training is the ONLY project herein that should even be considered for actual practice. All other "projects" are for entertainment purposes only and emphatically must NOT be done by any layperson, ever. This includes such eyebrow-raising undertakings as "How to Make a Shrunken Head" (a methodology practiced by certain warlike and tribal peoples in human history), "How to Make Condoms" (the use of which is absolutely not guaranteed to prevent pregnancy or sexually transmitted infections),"How to Pump Your Own Stomach" and more. A disclaimer warns "we are not legally responsible if you are dumb enough to actually attempt these tasks", since some of them are illegal, and many of them are life-threatening to the point of suicidal. But for pure edification, perhaps more than any bathroom reader ever wanted to know, How to Toilet Train Your Cat & 61 Other Ill-Conceived Projects is unmatched!