Honest, I'm a really big fan of Real Madrid; PICK OF THE DAY.
They're playing the most successful side in European history, who are spearheaded by the smuggest man in football and take a vulgar approach to their transfer dealings.
So why, as a neutral, do I want Real to win? The only conclusion I can come to is that I'm an innately bad person.
Never mind, at least I'm not as pathetically perched on a fence as David Beckham.
"I played for Real Madrid for four years and have always said I would support them in all their matches," he said. "But then I was at Spurs, so there are mixed emotions."
Let's not forget that by "then I was at Spurs", Beckham actually means "during the January transfer window I trained for a club I represented as a child in a bid to expand the cockney-boydone-good facets of my brand".
I might be evil, but at least I tell the truth on my cv.